July 2011
An Asian man with a boner runs into a wall, and he breaks his nose.
Today I met a primary school kid with Harry Potter glasses on and a wand in his hand
My friend yelled ‘HARRY!’ at him, and he turned around and started yelling spells at us.
Him: Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!
Me: Protego!
Him: Avada Kedavra!
Me: Oh you’re going to Azkaban for that, little man!
Him: Petrificus Totalus! Oh no I seemed to have forgotten my invisibility cloak today!
*bell rings*
Him: I must be off to Quidditch practice now!
Me: Go. Go beat those Slytherins.
The kid was like, 9.
I have faith in the next generation.
I’m crying, sorry
wow you Harry Potterheads seem under so much stress right now why dont you just relax a little bit take a seat
Thought you ought to know
GOT ME EMAIL FROM ZE POTTERMORE!
YEAH BABY!
