My friend yelled ‘HARRY!’ at him, and he turned around and started yelling spells at us.
Him: Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!
Him: Avada Kedavra!
Me: Oh you’re going to Azkaban for that, little man!
Him: Petrificus Totalus! Oh no I seemed to have forgotten my invisibility cloak today!
Him: I must be off to Quidditch practice now!
Me: Go. Go beat those Slytherins.
The kid was like, 9.
I have faith in the next generation.
I’m crying, sorry